Plan 'C' – A brief descent into paranoid delusion

They can't win the election.  We know that.  They know that.  Haven't you noticed that they're campaigning far less effectively than anyone would have anticipated?  Surely less effectively than they are capable of.  Why is that?  Take a moment to look at it and you'll realize that it's an obvious sham.  They're just going through the motions.   They're not seriously campaigning anymore (they're so over that) they're already into plan 'C'.

Plan 'A' = win the election.

Plan 'B' = steal the vote.*

Plan 'C' = don't accept the outcome.

Oh lordy, where is this train of thought leading me?  Have they not just dedicated an entire US Army Brigade Combat Team to domestic police duty?  Oh yes they have.  The Third Infantry Division First Brigade Combat Team has already completed training for its new mission: suppressing civil unrest/dissent in the United States of America.

Oh come on, is it really conceivable that the Cheney-Rove White House  would refuse to hand over power?  That it would actually call out the troops to neutralize  Americans who resisted?  Well, the First Brigade Combat Team officially took up its new mission on October first of this year, just in time for the election.

But isn't using the military as an internal police force illegal, under Title 18, US Code, Section 1385, mommy?  Hush dear; look at our savior up there.  Did you know that he died for your sins?  Did you know that John McCain was a POW in Vietnam?

*Not so easy this time around.  'O' has an infinite number of lawyers and poll watchers (incl. TOOJT) on standby.  We catch anybody messing with the votes – their ass is grass.

Calling on god to stand up like a man

If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus.  She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy?  Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.

He's a real (vendetta) go getta

Check out "Todd Palin Creepy first stalker" by KagroX

Eeeuww!  This guy followed the trooper 100 miles off-road, and secretly photographed him, in an (unsuccessful) attempt to trash his workman's compensation claim for an on-the-job injury.

But the pumped up snow machine jock turns out to be dumber than a bag of hammers.  It wound up costing the barracuda family substantial bucks, when a judge found out what was going on.

John McCain Is A Baby

Barak Obama Can Prioritize

John McCain Can Not

The ability to prioritize is perhaps the most basic and the most important of all management disciplines.  Let me say that again: "disciplines."  Textbooks may call it a "skill" or a "tool", but it's a discipline; and you don't learn how to do it from a textbook.  It's a discipline that you master by achieving goals successfully, with limited resources.  It's the kind of thing community organizers learn to do well.

Tom Brokaw asked McCain and Obama to consider economic reality and the fact that neither of them would be able to fully implement all of their planned initiatives.  He asked them to prioritize.  Obama stood up and said: #1-Energy  #2-Health Care  #3-Education.  It was as though he had thought about it before.  Scary!

McCain reared his head, maundered on for a bit, and finally said there's no reason we can't do everything. That's not a manager's answer.  That's not even a smart politician's answer.  It's a baby's answer.  It ignores economic reality and assumes that nobody else is aware of it either.  It's magical thinking.

I'm not saying that Obama's priorities are correct, that's another argument.  I'm just suggesting that he's a disciplined thinker.  I'd feel good if the president was a disciplined thinker.