If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus. She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy? Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.
Explaining the Right: Why won’t Republicans let the government help people?
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Conservative members of the House staged a rebellion over the past week,
opposing bipartisan legislation meant to fund the federal government and
avert a...
10 hours ago
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God wants the next pres to have been, secretly, a POW.
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