Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Calling on god to stand up like a man

If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus.  She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy?  Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.

1 comment:

No Blood for Hubris said...

God wants the next pres to have been, secretly, a POW.