If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus. She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy? Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.
Federal government forces Jimmy Kimmel off the air. RIP First Amendment.
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Man, you gotta hand it to ABC. The speed with which it will knuckle under
to President Donald Trump is really impressive.
It took only a few hours for t...
8 hours ago
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God wants the next pres to have been, secretly, a POW.
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