If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus. She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy? Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.
1 in 4 Americans believes in witches. What the devil?
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God wants the next pres to have been, secretly, a POW.
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