If Obama wins, The Easter Bunny will diss Jesus. She'll yell, Hey Jesus, who's your daddy? Vishnu and Santa Claus will laugh behind Yaweh's back (that's so cruel when you're omniscient) and Pan will give him a wedgie.
Watch out, GOP: Democrats score big upset in deep-red state
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On Tuesday, Iowa Democrat Catelin Drey stunned Republicans by winning a
deep-red state Senate seat, breaking the GOP’s supermajority in Des Moines.
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God wants the next pres to have been, secretly, a POW.
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